"Wonderful Thing, A" joke

The brain is a wonderful thing
Why do you say that?
Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops
until you get asked a question in class!

Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
It got pissed off.

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I Lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.

Today I sniffed
Many dogs behinds - I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paper boy come to kill us all.
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices
a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon more...

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