"I'll Teach" joke

Mr Grouch was enraged when young Joe from next door began throwing stones at his greenhouse.' I'll teach you, you young rogue! ' roared the furious neighbour.' I'll teach you to throw stones at my greenhouse! '
' I wish you would,' said the insolent lad.' I've had three tries, and I haven't hit it yet! '

A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
“Oh, about $200 today, ” said the rancher. “But in six years it more...

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Mike Risbridger:left me with a paned expressio!
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