Bachelor Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
A. Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
What did the Pollack do for his blind friend's bachelor party?
He hired a stripper!
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because all those men already have boyfriends.
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
$3. 99 a minute.
What is the definition of “making love”?
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift?
Exchange him.
Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract.
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have enough time.
What’s the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
About forty-five minutes.
How many men does it take to shingle a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
Why did God create men?
Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
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