Attendent Jokes

Some people likes there names, Some people doesn't. Some people got troubble with others names. This happens to one of my good friend, six years ago.
He was a doctor just passed out from medical college, got his first appontment in Mahaweli region(close to Mahiyanganaya).
As you know in this remote hosiptal, there were very few staff. He got only two nurses and one attendent. (This attend was very stubbon and try to dominate over those poor patiants.)
He used to shout the names of the patiants before getting in to the doctors office two rooms away. One day there was a big argument between two patiants with this Attendent.
So my friend went out side checked it out and found these two patiants were brothers and complained that this attendent insulted him and his brother. They said" first he insulted me and then he insulted my brother". So he settled the matter and asked this attendent what had happen. He said "doctor, I called their names, thats more...

There was a flight attendent trying to break in the new flight attendent. When the plan gets to this city where they can eat & sleep at a cheap rate. The woman gets to her room and the next morning when it is time for them to leave the flight attendent calls up to her room and asks her why she isn't on the plane ready to leave. She tell the guy that there are only three doors, one goes to the closet, one goes to the bathroom, and one has a sign on it that says do not disturb!!

Un noir et un blanc attendent leur verdict dans leur cellule. Le verdict tombe: 20 ans de trou!
Ils s'entendent pour eventuellement se satisfaire mutuellement, sexuellement parlant. Autant donc commencer le soir meme. Ils decident de choisir a pile ou face, chaque soir. C'est le blanc qui gagne. Le noir fait la femme et se met en position. Il se tourne tout a coup, et voit le blanc qui s'astique le bout avec un liquide gras et blanc. Il lui demande ce que c'est, et le blanc repond:
*C'est de la vaseline, comme ca tu auras moins mal au cul...
Le soir d'apres et pendant 10 jours, le blanc gagne, et la scene se reproduit a chaque fois de la meme facon.
Puis un soir, ce qui devait arriver, arriva, et le noir gagne. Le blanc accepte, et se met en position. D'un coup il voit le noir qui s'astique la bite avec une substance grasse et verte.
Il lui demande egalement ce que c'est. L'autre lui repond:
*C'est du Vicks, comme ca t'auras moins mal a la gorge !!!