Anhedonia Jokes

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    Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality -- We Three Queens Disoriented AreDementia -- I Think I'll Be Home For ChristmasNarcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)Mania -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and... or Deck the Halls and Spare No ExpensesBorderline Personality -- Thoughts of Roasting in an Open FireParanoia -- Santa Claus is Coming To Get MePersonality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry. I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll Tell You WhyDepression -- Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia. All is Calm, All is Pretty LonelyObsessive Compulsive -- Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock... Passive Aggressive -- On the First Day of Christmas My Mother Gave to Me... (And Then Took it All Away)

    Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
    SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?
    MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
    DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald
    Angels Sing...About Me!
    MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
    Office and Town...OH!!! Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!
    PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Town...And He Is Out to Get Me!
    PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
    then maybe I'll tell you why.
    DEPRESSION - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty
    lonely.
    OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
    Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
    Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
    Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle more...

    Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
    Multiple Personality - We Three Queens Disoriented Are
    Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
    Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
    Mania - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and... or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expenses
    Borderline Personality - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire
    Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me
    Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry. I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll Tell You Why
    Depression - Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia. All is Calm, All is Pretty Lonely
    Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock...
    Passive Aggressive - On the First Day of Christmas My Mother Gave to Me... (And Then Took it All Away)

    Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality - We Three Queens Disoriented AreDementia - I Think I'll Be Home For ChristmasNarcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)Mania - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and... or Deck the Halls and Spare No ExpensesBorderline Personality - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open FireParanoia - Santa Claus is Coming To Get MePersonality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry. I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll Tell You WhyDepression - Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia. All is Calm, All is Pretty LonelyObsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock...Passive Aggressive - On the First Day of Christmas My Mother Gave to Me... (And Then Took it All Away)

    SCHIZOPHRENIA
    Do you Hear What I Hear?
    MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER
    We Three Queens Disoriented Are
    DEMENTIA
    I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
    NARCISSISTIC
    Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
    MANIC
    Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
    PARANOID
    Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
    PERSONALITY DISORDER
    You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why.
    DEPRESSION
    Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.
    OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell more...

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