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Q: Why do they say Amen at the end of a prayer instead of Awomen? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river."
And the congregation cried, "Hallelujah!"
The preacher sat down.
The song leader stood up very tentatively and announced, "For our closing song, let us sing hymn 365, "Shall we gather at the river."

Theres this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks the missionary for directions to the nearest town. On his way out the backdoor, he sees this horse. He goes back into the house and asks the missionary, "Could I borrow your horse and give it back when I reach the town?" The missionary says, "Sure but there is a special thing about this horse. You have to say Thank God to make it go and Amen to make it stop." Not paying much attetion, the man says, "Sure, ok." So he gets on the horse and says, "Thank God" and the horse starts walking. Then he says, "Thank God, thank God," and the horse starts trotting. Feeling really brave, the man says, "Thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God" and more...

A man lost in the dessert for 2 weeks, finally spots a small oasis and is able to just crawl up to it
before collapsing. The resident missionary finds him just in time, and slowly nurses him back to
health.
Fully recovered the grateful guy wants to get back to civilization and asks his benefector, "Could I
borrow your horse, and give it back later, or possibly leave it for you in the next town?
The missionary says, "Surely, you may, but there's one special thing about my horse. Instead of
' giddiup' you have to say `Thank God' to make him go... and you have to say' Amen' to make him stop.
He won't respond to `whoa.'"
Not paying all that much attention, our hero says, "Sure, OK," and he mounts the horse and starts off
with an initial "Thank God." The horse starts walking slowly when our impatient hero repeats, "Thank
God, thank God," and the horse starts trotting. Encouraged by this, the guy more...

There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks the missionary for directions to the nearest town. On his way out the backdoor, he sees this horse. He goes back into the house and asks the missionary, "Could I borrow your horse and give it back when I reach the town?"
The missionary says, "Sure but there is a special thing about this horse. You have to say 'Thank God' to make it go and 'Amen' to make it stop."
Not paying much attetion, the man says, "Sure, ok."
So he gets on the horse and says, "Thank God" and the horse starts walking. Then he says, "Thank God, thank God," and the horse starts trotting. Feeling really brave, the man says, "Thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God, more...

There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks the missionary for directions to the nearest town. On his way out the backdoor, he sees this horse. He goes back into the house and asks the missionary, "Could I borrow your horse and give it back when I reach the town?" The missionary says, "Sure but there is a special thing about this horse. You have to say 'Thank God' to make it go and 'Amen' to make it stop."
Not paying much attention, the man says, "Sure, ok." So he gets On the horse and says, "Thank God" and the horse starts walking. Then he say, "Thank God, thank God, " and the horse starts trotting. Feeling really brave, the man say, "Thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank more...

Once their was a priest. This priest bought a horse and decided to train it himself. He trained the horse to go when he said "
thank the lord"
and to stop when he said "
amen."
One day, while riding his horse, the priest decided to gallop. He was galloping along when he noticed a cliff at the end of the trail. Completely forgetting how he had trained the hors, the priest started yelling, "
whoa"
, "
hoah you stupid horse!"
and "
STOP! SLOW DOWN!"
Around five feet before the cliff, the priest decided to say a prayer. At the end of his prayer he said "
Amen"
. The horse stopped three feet from the edge. Then, the priest took out his handkerchief, wiped his forehead, and said "
thank the lord."