Shouted Jokes

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    A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,"Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!
    Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
    "No", replied the trainee
    "It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The Sardarji shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, youfool?"
    "No.", replied the Managing Director. "Good!", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!

    A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?"
    "Guilty", said the man in the dock.
    At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted "You dirty rat!" The Judge asked the man to site down and to refrain from making any noise.
    The Judge continued "... and that also on the 17th September you are accused of killing your son by beating him to death with a hammer, how do you plead"?
    "Guilty", said the man in the dock.
    Again the same man at the back stood up and shouted even louder, "You dirty rotten stinking rat"!!
    At this point the Judge called the man to the bench and said, "I have already asked you to be quiet, if you continue with these outbursts, I will have to charge you with contempt of court. I can understand your feelings, but what relationship have you to this man?"
    He more...

    A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, was to say, "Hallelujah!" The only way to make the donkey stop, was to say, "Amen!"
    The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions. "Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately. "This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah," he rode off very proud of his new purchase.
    The man traveled for a long time through some mountains. Soon he was heading toward a cliff. He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop. "Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going. "Oh, no... Bible!.... Church!... Please Stop!!" shouted the man. The donkey just more...

    A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon.
    The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with every time he would doze off.
    As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out "... and whocreated all there is in 6 days and rested on the 7th.." she poked her husband who came flying out of the pew and screamed "Good God all mighty".
    The minister said "That's right, that's right" and went on with his sermon.
    The man sat back down, muttering under his breath. and later began to doze off again when the minister got to "... and who died on the cross to save us from our sins..." the wife hit him again and he jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ".
    The Minister said "that's right, That's Right" and went on with his sermon.
    The man sat back down and began to watch his wife carefully and when the minister got to more...

    An Englishman, an American and a Belgian were on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg. and they all rushed to the deck in order to abandon the ship.
    The Englishman, being the typical gentlemen shouted "Women and children first !!"
    The American, being a typical American shouted "Fuck the children !!"
    And the Belgian, being a typical belgian asked "Do we have time for that...!?"

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