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ALEXANDER The Great, Julius Caesar and Napoleon were watching a military parade in Moscow. Alexander could not take his eyes off the tanks.' If I had chariots like these,' he said,' I could have conquered the whole of Asia.'
Caesar eyed the missiles and said,' With such arrows, I could have ruled the world.'
Napoleon glanced up from a copy of Pravda and said,' With a newspaper like this, no one would even have heard of Waterloo!'

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
Their middle name.

Sipping her second alexander, the green-eyed secretary demanded of her girlfriend, "You've been dating Harold since you were both kids, and the relationship doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Hasn't he any ambitions?"
"Oh, yes," smiled her sexy companion, "ever since he's been knee-high."

The country called the Land of Rising Sun is Japan
Mount Everest was named after Sir George Everest
The volcano Vesuvias is located in Italy
The country known as the Suger Bowl of the world is Cuba
The length of the Suez Canal is 162.5 kilometres
The lowest point on earth is the coastal area of Dead Sea
The Gurkhas are the original inhabitants of Nepal
The largest ocean of the world is the Pacific ocean
The largest bell in the world is the Tsar Kolkol at Kremlin, Moscow
The biggest stadium in the world is the Strahov Stadium, Prague
The world's largest diamond producing country is South Africa
Australia was discovered by James Cook
The first Governor General of Pakistan is Mohammed Ali Jinnah
Dublin is situated at the mouth of River Liffey
The earlier name of New York city was New Amsterdam
The Eiffel tower was more...

What do Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have' the' as their middle names!

Knock Knock Who's there! Alexander! Alexander who? Alexander friend are coming over!