Album Jokes / Recent Jokes
Radiohead's new album will be available via download, and consumers can pay whatever they feel appropriate. So, I took a dump on my keyboard.
China’s government banned the sale of the long awaited new Guns N Roses “Chinese Democracy” because it violated rules established by China's Ministry of Culture prohibiting the word "democracy" from use in the title of any work within mainland China. In a compromise move to appease Chinese censors, GNR frontman Axl Rose executed 4 Tibetan Monks and renamed the album “Chinese Brutally Oppressive, Totalitarian Regime”.
...Britney Spears says her next album will be in Spanish.....she has already recorded the first single for the album.....a remake of "La Bimbo"
Kevin Federline, national punchline and Britney's bitch, announced yesterday that he is launching his own record label, Federation Records, and his album, Playing with Fire, will be the company's first official release. The second single off the album will be lip-sync'd live at the Teen Choice Awards, because teens have always been known for their good choices. Federline hopes that the single, "Lose Control" will fare better than "PapoZao", which Federline says was released as a joke, and designed to draw people to his Myspace page and his music career. Coincidently, that's the same reason why Britney married Federline.
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show...
Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are telling teenage girls that taking the pill can help clear up their skin. Do you think that's true? I think there is a better chance of clearing up the boyfriend's skin. ..
Fashion experts say that President Bush is helping bring back cowboy boots and cowboy hats. See, so it is not just for male strippers anymore. ..
LeAnn Rimes apologized to fans for the quality of her new album. Isn't that unbelievable? If LeAnn Rimes has to apologize for her album, what the heck is Kathie Lee going to do, commit suicide?
In an interview with Vanity Fair magazine, Hugh Hefner admitted having 7 girlfriends, one for each night of the week. .. Someone should tell him those are called nurses. He said they all have sex together in the same bed. He said Viagra makes it possible. .. I think money makes it possible!
Surgeons in Britain amputated the hand of more...