Blowing Jokes

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    Here are a couple of my favorite examples of gullible people (true stories).
    Back in the days of the Mattel Cabbage Patch Kid craze it was usually
    very hard to get one for the kiddies. A radio station (I don't know where)
    announced that Mattel was going to get Cabbage Patch Kids out to the people
    of this particular city. The plan was that they had to go to the football
    field of the local university and wait. An airplane would fly overhead and
    the dolls would be dropped onto the field. People were supposed to hold
    their credit cards up so that a photographer with a telephoto lens in the
    airplane could get the credit card numbers and charge the price of the
    dolls to the recipients' accounts.
    People actually showed up, waving American Express cards in the breeze.
    Another radio station prank took place on April Fool's Day. They
    announced that the phone company would be cleaning the dirt out of the
    phone lines that afternoon. They do more...

    One night a murder took place by a pond so the police were down there asking questions. A police officer goes up to the first duck and says state your name and where you were at the time of the murder. the duck replies my name is quack and i was down at the lake blowing bubbles. the cop goes to the next duck and says state your name and where you were at the time of the murder and the duck replies my name is quack quack and i was down at the lake blowing bubbles. the cop then goes on to the last duck and says let me guess your name is quack quack quack and you were down at the lake blowing bubbles and the duck says no i am bubbles.

    A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.

    Shaves head and beard, then insists on being called "Santa Kurtz."
    Tells kids about the comparative kill ratio of the AK-47 over the Daisy Air Rifle.
    Those nasty chewing tobacco streaks in his beard.
    Has a complimentary tray of North Pole "Tundra Oysters" ready for the toddlers.
    After every child's request, asks, "Wouldn't you rather have a nice big bag of clams?"
    The twinkle in his eye and the twitch of his nose are due to a lack of medication.
    Every so often, snaps into a Slim Jim and growls, "You've been bad and now you're going down, punk!"
    Actually enjoys it when small children urinate on his lap.
    Promises children O.J. will be cleared of all wrongdoing.
    Caught drinking red wine with fish during break.
    "Hey kid, bet I can wet my pants faster than you can!"
    Insists on blowing his nose in children's hair.
    Despite massive photographic evidence to the contrary, claims to have never worn more...

    Keep a special place for me in your Heart,

    Not in your Mind.

    Keeping me in your mind can be DANGEROUS for you.

    Because People Say
    I`m Mind Blowing.

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