Jay Jokes

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    There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells "There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidest kid on Earth."
    The second professor says "No way, Jose. My son is the bigger idiot."
    The first professor says "Let me prove it to you. Hey Jake! (Jake runs to his father) I don't know if I left myself at the office or not. Would you run there and find out. If I'm there then tell me to come home and eat dinner."
    The son says, gleefully, "Sure dad" and runs off.
    The second professor not to be outdone says "Oh Yea! Watch this! Hey Sam! Come here! (Sam runs to his father) Here are two pennies. With one penny buy a car and the other buy a microwave."
    Sam says "OK." and leaves. The professors keep arguing.
    Jay and Sam meet in the street. And they start arguing which one has the more...

    Late Nite Jokes heard on T. V." There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on Osama bin Laden. Which marks the first time in history there has ever been a bounty on a guy's head who wears Bounty on his head." - Jay Leno"We are starting to learn more about Osama bin Laden. For his birthday one year, somebody gave him a $4 Timex. We know that. He is married to the daughter of a guy named Mullah Muhammed Omar. I think her name is Tiffany Omar. Insiders say that the marriage is not working out. Apparently they are living in separate caves." - David Letterman"It looks like now the military action is taking effect. They think that bin Laden's organization is starting to break down. Today satellite photos actually show the sand fleas are leaving his beard." - David Letterman"There are now rumors that the Taliban has been poisoning the food we have been dropping. We should make a deal with the people of Afghanistan. We'll taste your food, you check our more...

    Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah)
    Hal Jalikakick (How'd ya like a kick)
    Hammond Eggs (Ham and Eggs)
    Hank E. Panky (Hanky Panky)
    Harmon Ikka (Harmonica)
    Harris Mint (Harassment)
    Harrison Fire (Hair is on Fire)
    Harry Balzac (Hairy Ball Sack)
    Harry Weiner (Hairy Wiener)
    Hayden Seek (Hide & Seek)
    Haywood Jablowme (Hey, Would You Blow Me?)
    Haywood Jashootmee (Hey Would You Shoot Me?)
    Hein Noon (High Noon)
    Helen Back (Hell and Back)
    Helena Hanbaskett (Hell In A Hand Basket)
    Henador Titzhoff (He Gnawed Her Tits Off)
    Herbie Hind (Her Behind)
    Herb E. Side (Herbiside)
    Herbie Voor (Herbivore)
    Holden Mcgroin (Holding My Groin)
    Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn)
    Holly Wood (Hollywood)
    Homan Provement (Home Improvent)
    Homer Sexual (Homosexual)
    Howard I. No (How Would I Know?)
    Howe D. Pardner (Howdy Partner)
    Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo?)
    Huang Annsaw (Wrong Answer)
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    Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get there.

    Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show...

    Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are telling teenage girls that taking the pill can help clear up their skin. Do you think that's true? I think there is a better chance of clearing up the boyfriend's skin. ..

    Fashion experts say that President Bush is helping bring back cowboy boots and cowboy hats. See, so it is not just for male strippers anymore. ..

    LeAnn Rimes apologized to fans for the quality of her new album. Isn't that unbelievable? If LeAnn Rimes has to apologize for her album, what the heck is Kathie Lee going to do, commit suicide?

    In an interview with Vanity Fair magazine, Hugh Hefner admitted having 7 girlfriends, one for each night of the week. .. Someone should tell him those are called nurses. He said they all have sex together in the same bed. He said Viagra makes it possible. .. I think money makes it possible!

    Surgeons in Britain amputated the hand of more...

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