Adore Jokes

Though the Chinese should adore APL, it's FORTRAN they put their money on.

Knock KnockWhos there! Adore! Adore who? Adore stands between us, open up!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore stands between us, open up!

1. You could care less who Britney Spears is sleeping with.
2. You understand the differences between 27 brands of imported chardonnay.
3. You can call anyone "honey" including pets.
4. You know someone who was in the emergency room with Richard Gere the gerbil.
5. You understand the immense importance of quality lighting.
6. You can be at a crowded disco the size of a baseball field and still spot a toupee.
7. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit.
8. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover.
9. You really have "been there, done that."
10. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends.
11. You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous."
12. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your house.
13. You can have naked men you don't know at your house.
14. You know how to handle more...

Knock Knock Who's there! Adore! Adore who? Adore stands between us, open up!