25th Jokes / Recent Jokes
George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off.
Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."
"Harriet, she's a prostitute."
"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."
In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for' Bambi' to come to room 1217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?"
Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.
George asked, "How much do you charge?"
"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special more...
Teacher'Who Has Read The 25th Chapter?" (Almost All The Students Raise Their Hands)
Teacher'There Is No 25th Chapter In The Book".
Tom was a crotchety old fellow who always took breakfast with his wife. He would read the morning paper while she fumed at his neglect, and today of all days because it was their 25th wedding anniversary."Tom!! Tom!! Put down that paper and let's talk about how we are going to celebrate our wedding anniversary today. What do you suggest?"Tom put his newspaper down, removed and polished his glasses, stared for a moment into the distance, then said, "How about two minutes of silence?"
Today marks the 25th birthday of "The Wave"- the famous cheer where fans at baseball games take turns, by section, of standing up and waving their arms.
It also marks the 25th birthday of people doing something at a baseball game besides drinking beer and being bored to death.
Santa and Banta got jobs in Dubai. They also found accommodation in a high-rise building: Santa on the ground floor, Banta on the 25th. One day when the lift was not working, Banta invited Santa for dinner in his 25th floor flat. Poor Santa trudged up the 25 floors only to find Banta's flat locked and a big board on the door which read:' How did you enjoy your dinner?'
Not to be outdone, Santa wrote under the board,' Sorry, I could not make it.'
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said:
"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."
Tom was a crotchety old fellow who always took breakfast with his wife. He would read the morning paper while she fumed at his neglect, and today of all days because it was their 25th wedding anniversary.
"Tom!! Tom!! Put down that paper and let's talk about how we are going to celebrate our wedding anniversary today. What do you suggest?"
Tom put his newspaper down, removed and polished his glasses, stared for a moment into the distance, then said, "How about two minutes of silence?"