Admit Jokes

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    If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, you are all right.

    Punctuation Changes!

    Hot 6 years ago

    Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes...
    Dear Thomas,
    I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy-will you let me be yours?
    Maria
    Dear Thomas,
    I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours,
    Maria

    Clinton's mail:

    Dear Bill:

    As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although when I was president I merely lusted in my heart, I have to admit that had I served another term, my lust might have broken free and moved down my body. God bless you in this time of trial.

    Jimmy Carter
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    Dear Bill:

    OK, so I'll never be president, but at least Donna Rice was a fox!

    Gary Hart
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    My Dear Chap:

    This is a bit of a sticky wicket, but if I were you, I should ask that charming Jay Leno fellow to see you through. Pop onto his show, admit that you made an ass of yourself and all will be forgiven.

    Hugh Grant
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    Bill:

    They entrapped me, they framed me, they caught me in a motel with drugs and a prostitute, but I bounced back and so can you!

    Mayor Marion more...

    Diary of a Viagra Wife

    Hot 4 years ago

    Day 1.
    Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried.
    Day 2.
    Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed.
    Day 3.
    This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a picture of the Washington Monument and burst into tears.
    Day 4.
    A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix his problem. It's called Viagra. I told him that if he takes Viagra things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this will work. I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra, hoping to lift something other than his mood.
    Day 5.
    What absolute bliss!!.
    Day 6.
    Isn't life wonderful but it's difficult to write while he's doing that.
    Day more...

    Petty Argument

    Hot 6 years ago

    A husband and wife were having a petty argument and both were unwilling to admit they might be in the wrong.
    In an attempt to reconcile, the wife said, "I'll admit I'm wrong, if you'll admit I'm right."
    The husband agreed and, being a gentleman, insisted she go first.
    "I'm wrong," the wife said.
    "You're right!" the husband replied, with a twinkle in his eye.

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