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    LH741:"Tower, give me a rough timecheck!"
    Tower: "It's tuesday, Sir."

    Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?
    Pilot: Yes.
    Tower: Yes what??
    Pilot: Yes, SIR!

    Tower: Shamu Two Two, please state estimated time of arrival.
    Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...

    Pilot: "Bratislava Tower, this is Oscar Oscar Kilo estabished ILS16."
    Tower: "Oscar Oscar Kilo, Guten Tag, cleared to land 16, wind calm and by the way: this is Wien Tower."
    Pilot: (short break) "Bratislava Tower, Oscar Oscar Kilo passed the outer marker."
    Tower: "Oscar Oscar Kilo roger, and once more: you are approaching Vienna!"
    Pilot: (short break again) "Confirm, this is NOT Bratislava?"
    Tower: "You can believe me, this is Vienna!
    Pilot: (once again short break) "But why? We want to go to Bratislava, not to Vienna!"
    Tower: "Oscar more...

    6 Inch ka hai.. Size normal he. . Mazboot he. . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he. . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain. . Lena he to bolo?
    Full Time Masti Non stop Fun
    Mera…. LG KG 195

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