A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a more...
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Sputnik:Punchline is a rapid fire: I got a fuck for duck, a duck for a fuck, a buck for a duck, and fucked up duck. The joke must fit this. This joke is also my proof of sobriety to my wife.
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Panda In A Bar
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a more...