Funny gal's Jokes

It's all relative in Alabama.

During a lap chole, med student points camera towards the gall bladder to find that it was completely calcified. Surgeon says " This guy came in with what we call a "Preacher's Prick Gallbladder." " "Why?" asks the med student.
Surgeon replies " Because it was hard... Distended....
and there was NOTHING he could do about it."

q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.

q. What did the liver say after the gallbladder was removed?
a. You think the gallbladder was painful? Try a little separation anxiety.

Once you go white, you ain't alright

Once you'll go Asian, you'll never drive again

Once you go queer, you stretch out your rear