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Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
Worried
I'm worried, said the woman to her sex therapist. "I happened to find my daughter and the more...
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gino!
Gino who!
Gino me, now open the door!
Pregnant woman and a lightbulb
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a more...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he more...
the mistake for lol
my granny who mistook lol for lots of love wrote to my dad saying....my son, i am so sorry about more...