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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
Blonde joke
How do you know how a blonde has been using a car?
theresa condom on the stick shift
orphan jokes!:)
why don't orphans play baseball?
they have no clue where home is.
2 Tamato's
What doses one tamato say another tamato in a race ?
The one says to the other to Ketchup more...
A dumb blonde was really tired
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look more...
Calculator Joke
Enter this old elementary school story onto your calculator fun a cheap laugh - the numbers or more...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he more...
Wife is a better half
A man's wife is his better half, but his mistress is his better hole.