"Blonde joke" joke

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redbull35

How do you know how a blonde has been using a car?
theresa condom on the stick shift

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.

That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a more...

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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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No name 89:Reatarted tellatuby
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B3ast 103:His hairline is lower then the equator
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NomNomSage:Your mom's so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
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IKICKASS:HOLY SHIT thats funny
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redbull35:OMG ive been wondering what that condom on the stick shift was there for
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Anonym:hahahah!!!!!!!!
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