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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
The Image Of Rank
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15 Fun Things to do in Public Areas
(I actually did all of these)
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said more...
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Q. Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets
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If swimming is so good for your
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i Like yOuR thiNkiNg
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a more...