"there is no theory of evolution, just a list of..." joke

there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris decided not to kill.

Long, but pretty good: On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek more...

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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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Q) How was the giraffe invented A) Chuck Norris uppercut a horse

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When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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