"patel& CO." joke
A firm of solicitors in Mumbai go under the name of Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel. The office phone rang and the voice at the other end asked:
'May I speak to Mr Patel? 1
'Mr Patel is not in his seat.'
'In that case, can I speak to the other Mr Patel?'
'The other Mr Patel is out of station.'
'Then put me on to the third Mr Patel.'
'Sorry, the third Mr Patel has gone out for lunch.'
'Okay, then I will speak to the last Mr Patel.'
'Patel speaking.'
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The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys more...
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo Come!"
And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?"
Tonto replied, - "Ear stuck to more...
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left.
Love wanted to persevere more...
Maori falla " Me miss!?"
English Teacher, "You! yes you?" "How many seconds are there in one minute?" Whole class puts their hands up. Miss! Miss! I know!
Maori falla " rrrrrrrr ummmmmmm rrr "60 Miss! 60 seconds in one minute more...
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...