"Maori falla on island" joke
Maori falla was flying home to NZ from OZ when the plane crashed on a deserted island and he was the only survivor. Walking along the beach he tripped on something. POOF!!! a cloud of smoke and a Genie appeared.
Maori falla "Who the hell are you!!?"
"Im the Genie of the lamp and you knocked the lid off when you tripped over it , setting me free."
Maori falla "So"
" So i must grant you one wish according to custom before i can return home"
Maori falla " Home! ...Yea no what you mean mate was heading home to a big party myself till this bloody crash, was looking forward to the Hangi.. havent had one for donk's .......wish i had some now
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