"make a meal" joke

I accidentally left the fridge door open and all the food went off.
My wife was furious. "What am I supposed to do with all this food?"
I said. "Look, love, don't make a meal out of it."

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me." He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where shewas sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see thatbrown soft more...

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