"fingered" joke
by justincider
I once fingered my daughter to the police.
I think it was every breath you take.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.
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One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”
Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”
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James H. H. Lampert:The biggest flaw in the common form of this joke is that the punchline makes no sense if "big sister" is the one who'd said that she wants to "put it in cider." Much better, something like "Everybody says that when big sister gets a prick . . . " or "Big Brother says that whenever Big Sister gets a prick . . . "
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