"Your momma" joke
your momma is so stupid that she put a ruler under her bed to see how long she slept.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.