"Your momma" joke

your momma is so stupid that she put a ruler under her bed to see how long she slept.

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard more...

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- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

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pussy banger:you hairline is so far away you need a magnatfing glass to see it
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Evander:dude that is the best one I’ve heard yet.
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dennisrulz231:that is hallllllarius!!!!!!!!!!!
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