"Your momma" joke

your momma is so stupid that she put a ruler under her bed to see how long she slept.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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pussy banger:you hairline is so far away you need a magnatfing glass to see it
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Evander:dude that is the best one I’ve heard yet.
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dennisrulz231:that is hallllllarius!!!!!!!!!!!
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