"Your mammas" joke

your mammmas so fat she saw a pool and thoughtit was a bath

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

342
284

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

351
292

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

554
485

A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores the American who begins to chat:

The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Sri Lankan: Of course!
The American: We do more...

9
3

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

58
16
Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
1
0
(0)
Sky Warrior:HORRRIBLE SHOULD BE 100000000000 DISLIKES
1
0
(0)
Issy is mad:Y'all are al stupid ,mean ,and horable and don't even get me started on what your moms whould feel like.
1
0
(0)
cupcake:thats sucks big time bitch
Funny Joke? 29 vote(s). 72% are positive. 3 comment(s).