"YO MAMMA" joke
YO MAMMA so dumb she got ran over by a parked car and its true dont deny it i saw it with my own blind eyes!!! and i spent all of last night sniffing a rug
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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