"Women and Tornadoes" joke

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!

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Where do you take a dying man?

The living room!

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Why do tornadoes move so erratically?-They are dizzy

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