"Knock knock... Luke" joke

Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

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Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.

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tk:heres mine. ya mom so fat she was about to go on a bridge but she had to take the detoure because it siad no trucks over 2000 tons
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Funny Joke? 61 vote(s). 62% are positive. 2 comment(s).