"Why did Hitler commit suicide?" joke
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
- He got his gas bill
A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.