"Whore House Piano Player" joke
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
"Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your father do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "He is a doctor."
"That is wonderful. How about you, Sarah?"
Sarah shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Sarah," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays the piano in a whore
house."
The teacher was horrified and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later
that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered
the door. The teacher repeated what his son had said and demanded an
explanation.
Billy's father said, "Well, I am actually a lawyer. But can I explain a thing
like that to a seven-year-old boy?"
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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