"Where is John?" joke
Once president BUSH went to a school. After have a brief talk with
the children he asked them if they had any questions to ask him.
One boy raised his hand and stood up.
Bush: whats your name
John: john
Bush: whats your question
Johm: sir I have three questions
1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO
2) where is osama
3) why do America support Pakistan so much
Bush: you are an intelligent student john..(just then the bell for
recess rang).
oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.
After the recess
Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any
question?
Peter raises his hand
Bush: Whats your name?
Peter: sir I have 5 questions.
1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO
2) where is osama
3) why do America support Pakistan so much
4) why did recess bell rang 20 mins before the scheduled time
5) where is JOHN?
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