Osama Jokes

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    Once president BUSH went to a school. After have a brief talk with
    the children he asked them if they had any questions to ask him.

    One boy raised his hand and stood up.

    Bush: whats your name

    John: john

    Bush: whats your question

    Johm: sir I have three questions

    1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO

    2) where is osama

    3) why do America support Pakistan so much

    Bush: you are an intelligent student john..(just then the bell for
    recess rang).

    oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.

    After the recess

    Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any

    Peter raises his hand

    Bush: Whats your name?

    Peter: sir I have 5 questions.

    1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO

    2) where is more...

    Twas the night before Payback...
    'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,
    The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan.
    Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees,
    He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas.
    He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and shatter,
    But all that he's done is just make us madder.
    We haven't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
    And we'll kick your ass, with one heavy boot.
    And yes we remember the USS Cole,
    And the lives of our sailors that you bastards stole.
    You think you can rule us and cause us to fear,
    You'll soon get the answer if you live to hear.
    And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
    And he ain't forgotten the sound of our bombs.
    You think that those mountains are somewhere to hide,
    They'll go down in history as the place where you died.
    Remember Khadhafi and his line of death?
    He came very close, to his final breath.
    So come out and prove it, more...

    Once george bush, osama bin laden, musharraf, manmohan singh & a schoolboy were travelling in a plane. Suddenly, the pilot
    Came and said - "this plane is about to crash. Put on your parachutes and jump!" there were only 4 parachutes. Bush said - "i
    Am the president of the most powerful country in the world. I should stay alive" - and he jumped off the plane. Bin laden
    Said - "i am the most dangerous terrorist in the world. I should stay alive" - and he jumped off. Musharraf said - "i am the
    Greatest supporter of osama as well as bush. I should stay alive" - and he jumped off. Manmohan said to the boy - "son, there
    Is only one parachute left. You are the future of our country. You jump and let me die." the boy said - "don't worry sir,
    There are 2 parachutes left." "how can you say that?" "musharraf uncle took my schoolbag!"

    One day Osama bin laden and one of his followers were on a camel riding through a town.
    When they got out of the town Osama Bin Laden got off the camel and lifted up the camels tail and looked at its arse.
    The follower said "what are you doing?"
    Osama replied "A man in the town shouted look at those two arseholes on that camel"!!!

    8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
    8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
    9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
    9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
    10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
    8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
    8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says It's Right"
    9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
    9:30 - "Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
    10:00 - "Buffy The Infidel Slayer"
    8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
    8:30 - "When The Northern Alliance Attacks"
    9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
    9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
    10:00 - "Veilwatch"
    8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
    8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
    9:00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and more...

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