"What's the diff..." joke

Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.
A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!

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So I live with my aunt and she's a total bitch. She has a dog too. The dog's also a bitch.

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