"What is it like to you?" joke

What I've learned from Noah's Ark
Don't miss the boat. Remember that we are all in the same boat. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old someone may ask you to do something really big. Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done. Build your future on high ground. For safety's sake travel in pairs. Speed isn't everything. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. When you're stressed, float awhile. Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals. If you can't fight or flee - float. Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth. When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain - grab a shovel. Stay below deck during the storm. If you have to start over, have a friend by your side. Remember that the wood peckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm out side. No matter the storm, when you are with God there's always a rainbow waiting

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