"What is Sex?" joke

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother,' 'Mum, what's sex?''
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.
When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said,' 'Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?''

What do you call Napoleon after a bomb has hit him?
Napoleon Blown Apart

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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