"What does ADIDAS stand for?" joke
What does ADIDAS stand for?
All Day I Dream About Sex.
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet