"What do women and tornadoes have in common?" joke

What do women and tornadoes have in common?
They scream when they come and take your house when they leave!

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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Why do tornadoes move so erratically?-They are dizzy

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How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

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Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone

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Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy

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