"Typical night in my town by Andrew Burch" joke
Typical night in Yuma, Arizona ..Here's where it went downhill:
Me: what are you doing later?
Her: picking up "my kid"
Me: right on, full work week starts tomorrow..
Her: O, I don't work.
Me: School?
Her: not yet, hey I need a smoke.
Me: right on......
Her: can you order me another drink.
Me: I gotta go...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol