"Trigonometry" joke
Trigonometry for farmers: swine and coswine...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
funniest F****** joke ever
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a F***** one eyed deer
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."