"Three Dogs and Liver and Cheese" joke
There's these three dogs sitting at a bar, a Chihuahua golden retriever, and a shepherd.
A girl dog walks in, and said "The person who can use liver and cheese in a sentence I will marry."
The golden retriever goes first. "I don't like liver and cheese."
"Not clever enough."
Then the shepherd goes next. "I like liver and cheese."
"Not clever enough."
Now the Chihuahua, "Liver her alone cheese mine!"
by: larise
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