"They told me I was gullible" joke

They told me I was gullible. .. and I believed them.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Youdontwannaknow:my brother said that WTF WTF that was awesome!!! and lame at the same time!!! whoo hoo time to sniff rugs!!!
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Anonym:you guys is so gullible
Funny Joke? 19 vote(s). 68% are positive. 2 comment(s).