"There was this blonde lady in a row..." joke

There was this blonde lady in a row boat in the middle of the desert
rowing this boat. In the middle of this desert there was a road. Another blonde lady was
driving down the road and saw the other blonde lady, she stopped her car got out
and yelled,
"Your the reason blondes have such bad names!!! If I could swim,
I'd go out there and kick your ass!!!"

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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