"There was this blonde lady in a row..." joke

There was this blonde lady in a row boat in the middle of the desert
rowing this boat. In the middle of this desert there was a road. Another blonde lady was
driving down the road and saw the other blonde lady, she stopped her car got out
and yelled,
"Your the reason blondes have such bad names!!! If I could swim,
I'd go out there and kick your ass!!!"

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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