"There was this blonde lady in a row..." joke

There was this blonde lady in a row boat in the middle of the desert
rowing this boat. In the middle of this desert there was a road. Another blonde lady was
driving down the road and saw the other blonde lady, she stopped her car got out
and yelled,
"Your the reason blondes have such bad names!!! If I could swim,
I'd go out there and kick your ass!!!"

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...

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The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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