"The squeaky wheel doesn't always" joke

The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease; sometimes it gets replaced.

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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