"The Taxi Driver" joke
Once Sontu Thought Of Going America To Learn Knowledge. After He Reached There He Called A Taxi Driver. When The Taxi Driver Asked Him Where To Go He Told,"Take Me To The Place Where There Is Knoledge. The Taxi Driver Told Him, "Sir Knowledge Is Not A Thing To Be Found. It Is Common Sense. Like If I Ask You That In My Family There Are Three Members. One Is My Wife, Anothere My Son And Who Is The Third One?" Sontu Started Thinking But Could Not Answer. Then The Taxi Driver Told Him That The Third One Was He Himself". Sontu Was Happy That He Had Learned Knowledge. He Returned Back. Then He Asked A Man The Same Question That The Taxi Driver Asked Him. The Man Told That It Was Him Then Sontu Told No. He Told That The Third One Was The Taxi Driver He Met In America.
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