"The Perfect Dress" joke

Sandra's wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready and she wasn't going to allow anything to dampen her excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother, Theresa, finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride EVER!
Several days later, Sandra was horrified to discover that her stepmother, Caroline, had purchased the same dress. She asked Caroline to exchange the dress, but Caroline refused. "Absolutely not! Caroline exclaimed. "I'm going to wear this dress and I'm going to look like a million in it!"
Sandra told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind, dear, I'll get another dress. After all, it's YOUR special day, not hers."
Two weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they stopped for lunch, Sandra asked her mother, "Mom, what are you going to do with the first dress? Maybe you should return it. You don't have any place to wear it."
With a sheepish grin, Theresa replied, "Of course, I do, dear! I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!"

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