Caroline Jokes

Once there was an old man 70 years old named Bob who was married to his 73 year old wife, Mary.
They had their grandchild, named Caroline over. Once they got home from their walk, Bob offered Caroline some hot chocolate, toast, and eggs.
"Of course!" She said with delight.
Then, Bob goes in to make the meal for Caroline and Mary follows to help.
Bob and Mary take an hour to walk into the kitchen, take three hours making the meal, and take an hour to walk back into the living room in which Caroline was in with the meal.
Caroline noticed, "Hey, you forgot the Hot chocolate and toast!"

Sandra's wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready and she wasn't going to allow anything to dampen her excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother, Theresa, finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride EVER!
Several days later, Sandra was horrified to discover that her stepmother, Caroline, had purchased the same dress. She asked Caroline to exchange the dress, but Caroline refused. "Absolutely not! Caroline exclaimed. "I'm going to wear this dress and I'm going to look like a million in it!"
Sandra told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind, dear, I'll get another dress. After all, it's YOUR special day, not hers."
Two weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they stopped for lunch, Sandra asked her mother, "Mom, what are you going to do with the first dress? Maybe you should return it. You don't have any place to wear it."
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Knock Knock Who's there! Caroline! Caroline who? Caroline of rope with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Caroline!
Caroline who?
Caroline of rope with you!

Knock KnockWhos there! Caroline! Caroline who? Caroline of rope with you!