"The Paki On The Moon" joke
Q. What do you call a paki on the moon?
A. A problem.
Q. What do you call ten paki's on the moon?
A. A bit bigger problem.
Q. What do you call a hundred paki's on the moon?
A. A pretty big problem.
Q. What do you call a thousand paki's on the moon?
A. A very large problem.
Q. What do you call all the paki's on the moon?
A. A problem solved.
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