"The Paki On The Moon" joke

Q. What do you call a paki on the moon?
A. A problem.
Q. What do you call ten paki's on the moon?
A. A bit bigger problem.
Q. What do you call a hundred paki's on the moon?
A. A pretty big problem.
Q. What do you call a thousand paki's on the moon?
A. A very large problem.
Q. What do you call all the paki's on the moon?
A. A problem solved.

Q: why did the Maori cross the road on a motorbike?
A: to get to the other side.
Q: why did the pakeha cross the road?
A: to get his motorbike back!

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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what do you call a safe paki?
Asif

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A Paki, Bangladeshi and a Sardar are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Paki drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the more...

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